TFX's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Infantry Skirmish]

I used to play Infantry constantly . . .

Then it quickly devolved into a game of who can grab the vehicles the quickest and who can run around and shoot as many things that aren't of the same color your guy is.

It got old really quick.

As for the movie, graphically, it's standard fair. Not bad but not incredibly impressive. A_C_E will probably deduct points because there's no 3D.

Overall, eh . . .

[Altered Beast VGDC/RAZOR]

What's the big deal?

Geez, it wasn't even funny . . . neither of the versions were.

[kegel & keanu, j.lo, ally]

Good!

If you read your reviews (which from reading the reviews to your movies, you don't) please HEED THESE WORDS: please get rid of the sound stuttering so that we have the ability to pause our movie. It was a big problem in the other Kegel with Enrique Iglesias and became a much bigger problem here.

But you're not going to read this, anyway.

jato responds:

tfx,

drop me an email to [e-mail] if you have a suggestion to get rid of the sound stuttering. i'd really appreciate it. seriously.

thanks,

jay

[StarTrekkin Encore!]

Hmmmmm . . .

I didn't understand a couple things, like the whole nudity with Kirk and that one chick. That realy REALLY felt out of place. And the whole thing with the aliens at the beginning was blah. The movie was kinda boring. A shame that Uhuru doesn't sound like Cartman. And I really don't know why you had to make the window so big.

HackerZC responds:

If you were listiing to the song it says "surving under capt. kirk", GET IT? Unders kirk. Man you are a slow one. The alien thing was just something I used to setup the whole think. When you firs see them you are like "WTF, I thought this was about star trek", then the real movie starts. Boring? Well you seem to be the only one that thinks so. And what the hell are you talking about Uhuru NOT sounding like Cartmen? Is she suposed to sound like cartmen? I think not. You seem to hate the best parts of the movie. Do you have some sort of brain chemical imbalance, cause I can reccoment some one to help you with that?

[Ninjai Teaser Trailer]

Well, great . . .

Now that we have no less than 2 Little Ninjai trailers in the Portal, when are we actually going to see the movie?

[Air Strike]

While I commend you for honoring the USAF . . .

The graphics of this movie looked like they were ripped out of an Atari game from 12 years ago. It also looks like you used the Hostage Situation 2/Mike Reid pre-loader, while it's nice that you did, you could've made it nicer looking and somewhat different.

In conclusion: eh.

[Ninjai Preview]

Question:

Do we _really_ need _2_ Little Ninjai trailers in the Top 20? Seriously, kids!

[I am a cow]

Hmmmmmm . . . .

Hey, GUYS, this LOOKS incredibly STOLEN!!! Vote X or 0!!! NOW!!!

[Emphysema Project]

This is a great Science/Health project . . .

But that's not an automatic reason for Newgrounds submission. Or, if it is, don't expect high marks.

NEOTROPIC9 responds:

0 for style? 0 for humour? did you even watch it??